The Old Lady and the Zebra Crossing: A Joke Worth Sharing

What Was the Old Lady’s Remark at the Zebra Crossing?

Humour is often found in the simplest of moments, and sometimes, a clever response can transform an ordinary situation into something unforgettable. One such instance is the story of an old lady, a busy road, and her hilariously sharp comment about a zebra crossing.

The Scene: A Busy Road and a Moment of Hesitation

Picture this: an elderly woman is trying to cross a bustling road, struggling to find the right moment to make her way to the other side. A kind passerby notices her hesitation and points out a zebra crossing a little further down the road, saying, "There’s a zebra crossing just over there, love."

Outsource the Negativity: A Humorous Take on Self-Criticism

Self-Criticism Is So Last Year—Let Others Handle It!

Have you ever caught yourself being your own harshest critic? It’s easy to slip into negative self-talk, but here’s a playful reminder: why waste your energy? After all, negativity is already someone else’s full-time job!

Never speak negatively about yourself.

You’re just stealing your colleagues’ favourite pastime.

Think about it. Your colleagues already gossip, your friends occasionally tease, and family members? They’ve probably been "efficient critics" since you were a child.